Tuesday, August 14th, 2018
There’s a stupid fucking idea going around that goes like this: Everything was swell and peaceful in the Middle East until those nasty Christian Crusaders rode in and started hacking the sweet lovable locals to pieces. That’s wrong. Borderline retarded. Why? First of all, history did not magically start with the Crusades, and people before
Friday, April 20th, 2018
I Am Sub-Human I know, I know, you’ve suspected all along. Well I’m here to confirm it. I am not entirely human. I am part something else. Part Neanderthal. Until very recently, the scientific consensus had been...
Wednesday, March 21st, 2018
Imagine you are on a soccer team. The opposing team plays ‘normally,’ but your team does not. Some members of your team have decided they will pass the ball to ‘anyone’ and shoot at any goal. In...
Tuesday, January 16th, 2018
According to CNN and most every other Western news agency, some sort of genocide is taking place in Myanmar against the minority Rohingya Muslims. The mainstream media story goes something like this: the poor innocent Rohingya were...
Sunday, October 1st, 2017
Stupidity is Our Strength! In my hometown, Edmonton, some lunatic ran over a police officer, stabbed him, then plowed a rental van through as many pedestrians as he could find. After arresting the moron, police found an...
Friday, September 15th, 2017
Shanghai Oil Contract threatens to overturn U.S. dollar hegemony. After years of planning, China is threatening to launch a crude oil futures contract priced in Yuan later this year. The contract would allow traders in China, and...
Friday, September 15th, 2017
Although I didn’t have a ticket to see Ben Shapiro speak at Berkeley, but I figured events outside the ‘event’ would be just as interesting. I was not disappointed. Much of the Berkeley campus was closed to...
Monday, May 1st, 2017
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy’s response is hilarious,...
Saturday, April 29th, 2017
Despite being famous for advocating a system without private property or money, Karl Marx grave is in a private cemetery that charges a $6 entry fee. Oh the irony. If Karl Marx only knew what had become...
Friday, April 28th, 2017
Celebrity scientist Neil Degrasse Tyson has a new video out on YouTube where he makes an impassioned plea for Science in America. Not surprisingly, there is no science in the video whatsoever, instead a plea not for...
Sunday, March 12th, 2017
As an entertainment journalist, I’ve had the opportunity to cover Trump for over a decade, and in all my years covering him I’ve never heard anything negative about the man until he announced he was running for...
Thursday, March 9th, 2017
So I went to check out the latest Wikileaks to see what was in there. But what struck me more was what was NOT in there. Consider this list of potential targets for espionage: ‘Asset’, ‘Liason Asset’,...
Tuesday, March 7th, 2017
Lately if feels like I’m living in a world where the adults have fewer and fewer rules and the children have more and more. It feels like adults are allowed—and will be further allowed—to do anything, regardless...
Tuesday, March 7th, 2017
German General Reinhard Gehlen went into hiding as WWII came to an end. As the chief of German Intelligence during Germany’s invasion of the Soviet Union, he was a most wanted man. The Soviets wanted him dead....
Sunday, February 26th, 2017
When one asks why any libertarian would take Universal Basic Income (UBI) seriously another sarcastically explains why certain types of libertarians actually will. By now virtually everyone is aware of UBI under its various names and implementations....
