Tuesday, August 14th, 2018
There’s a stupid fucking idea going around that goes like this: Everything was swell and peaceful in the Middle East until those nasty Christian Crusaders rode in and started hacking the sweet lovable locals to pieces. That’s wrong. Borderline retarded. Why? First of all, history did not magically start with the Crusades, and people before
Friday, April 20th, 2018
I Am Sub-Human I know, I know, you’ve suspected all along. Well I’m here to confirm it. I am not entirely human. I am part something else. Part Neanderthal. Until very recently, the scientific consensus had been...
Wednesday, April 18th, 2018
“Nothing I say is provocative. They are just facts.” — Morrissey The Smiths front man Morrissey finds himself increasingly in trouble with the press, but if his reaction is any indication, he doesn’t give a damn. At...
Wednesday, March 21st, 2018
Imagine you are on a soccer team. The opposing team plays ‘normally,’ but your team does not. Some members of your team have decided they will pass the ball to ‘anyone’ and shoot at any goal. In...
Saturday, February 24th, 2018
Mr. Prigozhin sold hot dogs. It was the early 90s, the Soviet Union had just collapsed, and Prigozhin needed to make a buck. So he set up a hot dog stand in St. Petersburg. Soon, Prigozhin was...
Tuesday, January 16th, 2018
According to CNN and most every other Western news agency, some sort of genocide is taking place in Myanmar against the minority Rohingya Muslims. The mainstream media story goes something like this: the poor innocent Rohingya were...
Friday, October 6th, 2017
So you want to end gun violence? Cool. Me too. But what to do about it? The key word being DO, not just whine and point fingers. 1. Renounce Magic Accept that there is no magic “make...
Sunday, October 1st, 2017
Stupidity is Our Strength! In my hometown, Edmonton, some lunatic ran over a police officer, stabbed him, then plowed a rental van through as many pedestrians as he could find. After arresting the moron, police found an...
Friday, September 15th, 2017
Shanghai Oil Contract threatens to overturn U.S. dollar hegemony. After years of planning, China is threatening to launch a crude oil futures contract priced in Yuan later this year. The contract would allow traders in China, and...
Friday, September 15th, 2017
Although I didn’t have a ticket to see Ben Shapiro speak at Berkeley, but I figured events outside the ‘event’ would be just as interesting. I was not disappointed. Much of the Berkeley campus was closed to...
Thursday, February 2nd, 2017
Years ago, my dear friend Laura sighed, then said, “Why can’t people just use logic to resolve their differences?” It was during the run-up to some war somewhere, but she was not seeking a resolution to that...
Wednesday, February 1st, 2017
It was a unanimous vote. Everyone in the Senate voted “yes.” Then Senator Obama voted “yes.” Hillary Clinton voted, “yes.” Ted Kennedy, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Joe Biden, Diane Feinstein, and John Kerry… yes, yes,...
Monday, November 28th, 2016
The purpose of propaganda is not to persuade, but rather to control. And the less it corresponds to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent while being told obvious lies, or worse, when they...
Wednesday, November 9th, 2016
Over this past year I’ve been called stupid, ignorant, crazy, a sexist, a homophobe, a racist, a xenophobe, and an idiot. And that’s just by my friends! And yet, I am none of those things. Why were...
Tuesday, November 8th, 2016
1. War Just can’t get enough of the failed Middle East policy of bombing people into Democracy? Well now, war is new and improved! Mrs Clinton wants to enforce a “no-fly-zone” over Syria, and whose planes are...
