So I’m going through airport security and the guy says, “Open your briefcase sir.” I flip the snaps, open the lid, and then the guy totally freaks out. I mean he called a supervisor, told me not to move, and was really downright rude about it.
So I say, “Dude, what’s your problem? Don’t you like my clock in a suitcase invention? What are you, anti-science?”
The guy says, “That doesn’t look like a clock.”
I explain, “Well it is. And not only that, but just this morning I converted to Islam, and you know what that means don’t you?”
“Yes sir. Please don’t accuse me of racism sir. I’ll lose my job and be smeared in the media. So sorry to inconvenience you, oh genius clock maker of Allah.”