Tuesday, August 14th, 2018
There’s a stupid fucking idea going around that goes like this: Everything was swell and peaceful in the Middle East until those nasty Christian Crusaders rode in and started hacking the sweet lovable locals to pieces. That’s wrong. Borderline retarded. Why? First of all, history did not magically start with the Crusades, and people before
Sunday, July 15th, 2018
Whether you’re just visiting San Francisco tourist attractions and activities or a long time resident seeking a relaxation escape, make sure to schedule a treatment (or two) at a local Thai Massage spa. Here’s our top 10…...
Wednesday, April 18th, 2018
“Nothing I say is provocative. They are just facts.” — Morrissey The Smiths front man Morrissey finds himself increasingly in trouble with the press, but if his reaction is any indication, he doesn’t give a damn. At...
Friday, October 6th, 2017
So you want to end gun violence? Cool. Me too. But what to do about it? The key word being DO, not just whine and point fingers. 1. Renounce Magic Accept that there is no magic “make...
Sunday, October 1st, 2017
Stupidity is Our Strength! In my hometown, Edmonton, some lunatic ran over a police officer, stabbed him, then plowed a rental van through as many pedestrians as he could find. After arresting the moron, police found an...
Monday, May 1st, 2017
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy’s response is hilarious,...
Saturday, April 29th, 2017
Despite being famous for advocating a system without private property or money, Karl Marx grave is in a private cemetery that charges a $6 entry fee. Oh the irony. If Karl Marx only knew what had become...
Thursday, March 16th, 2017
In old Bohemia there was a town called Budweis. The people in that town were called Budweisers. Ethnically, they were either Czech or German, but all considered themselves to be Budweisers. The mayor of Budweis spoke both...
Tuesday, March 7th, 2017
Lately if feels like I’m living in a world where the adults have fewer and fewer rules and the children have more and more. It feels like adults are allowed—and will be further allowed—to do anything, regardless...
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016
Every year, schoolchildren are taught the Thanksgiving story of a bountiful harvest, cooperation, multiculturalism, and thankfulness. But it is a fairy tale that disguises the real meaning of Thanksgiving. The reality is nothing like the official story....
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016
People who call themselves “progressives” claim to be forward-looking, but a remarkable amount of the things they say and do are based on looking backward. One of the maddening aspects of the thinking, or non-thinking, on the...
Monday, November 14th, 2016
Muslims leaving the Middle East are trying to find any first-world country they can to accept them as refugees. Unfortunately, many Muslims also bring with them a culture of violence and oppression. So when one Canadian city...
Tuesday, November 8th, 2016
Did you ever have a dream that seemed so real that you were surprised when you woke up to discover it wasn’t? I have. I was convinced that I could fly by simply relaxing and pushing on...
Monday, November 7th, 2016
In May of 2018, the second year of Mrs. Clinton’s administration, national puzzlement was high over the continuing wave of mass killings. A week before, nineteen children had died in the Blaintree Kindergarten massacre in San Francisco...
Saturday, November 5th, 2016
Today on Facebook I read the following statement: “WHITE, right wing American terrorists have killed more Americans than any other group.” From this premise, the person making the claim draws many conclusions, never pausing to reflect, much...